CCN (Crazy Coocoo News) – Dallas, TX – The tranquil silence of this Dallas neighborhood came to a screeching halt as the blood curtailing screams echoed during the midnight hour last Monday night.
Mrs. Ima Nutcase was wrestled to the ground by her neighbors as she chased her husband Robert around their yard wielding a machete. Mrs. Nutcase howled for as she hacked and slashed for her husband. Luckily, Mr. Nutcase was able to just stay out of the reach of his wife and the machete. Unfortunately, the hydrangeas were not so lucky.
“I’m taking out the garbage”, was all I said. Mr. Nutcase wasn’t aware of the horror that was about to ensue. He had not noticed the subtle changes that were happening to his wife this month.
PMS can be dangerous to the loved ones around you.
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